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Hawkerace
July 19th, 2012, 05:28 PM
Here it is folks! IT IS BURGER TIME.

Submit your beasts in this thread, if you are just tuning into now, please refer to this thread here (https://forum.subagames.com/showthread.php?t=45052).

The deadline is Sunday, July 22nd I will be picking the winner on Monday July 23rd, 5:25.


Here are some already submitted photos. :)



http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/7876/accident2e.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/443/accident2e.jpg/)


http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/2777/accident2w.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/715/accident2w.jpg/)
Courtesy of Accident

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/6568/ojv01.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/811/ojv01.jpg/)
http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/2955/sjkfz.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/4/sjkfz.jpg/)
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/5946/bv8ds.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/35/bv8ds.jpg/)
Courtesy of PolygonEater/Polysaccharide/Poly



Remember, anyone can participate. Winner takes 20k credits from me. (and hopefully a small GM reward as well, fingers crossed!)

If you are unsatisfied with your post, you can post as many as you like, BUT BE WARNED, WHATEVER YOU POST LAST WILL BE YOUR ONLY SUBMISSION.

A before and after is a must, with your in-game name (on a computer screen, or on a piece of paper, you will lose points if that isn't met)



GOOD LUCK PEOPLE.


You will be judged by a body of people, myself and my three roommates. Their credentials are, a French girl, two Hong Kong boys, one practicing law and the other becoming a chef. Do not disappoint.

BobSaget
July 19th, 2012, 05:31 PM
Medium rare double cheeseburger with guacamole, ketchup and mayonnaise on the buns, along with plenty of bacon, peppers, onions, lettuce, and tomatoes.

http://i.imgur.com/VmPDc.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/IYnE5.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/eOsYo.jpg

IHaveAVoice
July 19th, 2012, 05:33 PM
I hear French girls make good love. Any comments on that?

Hawkerace
July 19th, 2012, 05:34 PM
I hear French girls make good love. Any comments on that?

I wouldn't know, I uphold the golden rule that you don't fool around with roomies.

ProbablyNotCrab
July 19th, 2012, 05:34 PM
http://i.imgur.com/umFdZ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/rvFQu.jpg
Capt. Bright is a little jealous
http://i.imgur.com/Iz8WG.jpg

Scribbin
July 19th, 2012, 05:37 PM
Stickied, this is a good thread.

EliadenV2
July 19th, 2012, 05:48 PM
My only regret is not using more meat, the bread makes it look small.

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/7296/finalburger.jpg

2lo4hawkr
July 19th, 2012, 06:00 PM
Genesis
http://i.imgur.com/Gmf1L.jpg
smashed buns are cool

Medio
http://i.imgur.com/SGYSK.jpg
i'm hawt

Arrivederci
http://i.imgur.com/vvqzp.jpg
i drink from tomato sauce jar

Hawkerace
July 19th, 2012, 06:23 PM
Amazing submissions so far, wow. This will be too close.

Tr4mP
July 19th, 2012, 07:23 PM
the 'triple cheese BB'

https://forum.subagames.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=10521&stc=1&d=1342738573
https://forum.subagames.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=10519&stc=1&d=1342735162
https://forum.subagames.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=10518&stc=1&d=1342735141
https://forum.subagames.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=10520&stc=1&d=1342735183


ingredients bottom to top-
lightly toasted sesame seed bun bottom, sliced vine tomatoes, cheese slice, 1st 1/4 pound 98% angus beef pattie/burger, grated cheddar cheese, 2 sliced cumberland sausages, 2nd 1/4 pound 98% angus beef pattie/burger, sliced red leicester cheese, fried egg, 2 rashers of smoked bacon, homemade relish and lightly toasted sesame seed bun top. side of green stuff and a glass of cola.

relish- mushrooms, onions, garlic, chopped tomatoes, oregano, basil, rosemary, jerk sauce with red scotch bonnet chillies, salt and pepper cooked in a little olive oil until reduced down.

Arturia Pendragon
July 19th, 2012, 07:31 PM
the 'triple cheese BB'

https://forum.subagames.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=10521&stc=1&d=1342738573
https://forum.subagames.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=10519&stc=1&d=1342735162
https://forum.subagames.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=10518&stc=1&d=1342735141
https://forum.subagames.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=10520&stc=1&d=1342735183


ingredients bottom to top-
lightly toasted sesame seed bun bottom, sliced vine tomatoes, cheese slice, 1st 1/4 pound 98% angus beef pattie/burger, grated cheddar cheese, 2 sliced cumberland sausages, 2nd 1/4 pound 98% angus beef pattie/burger, sliced red leicester cheese, fried egg, 2 rashers of smoked bacon, homemade relish and lightly toasted sesame seed bun top. side of green stuff and a glass of cola.

relish- mushrooms, onions, garlic, chopped tomatoes, oregano, basil, rosemary, jerk sauce with red scotch bonnet chillies, salt and pepper cooked in a little olive oil until reduced down.

You appear to be missing some images. Upload them to an external site and link them instead, since the forum attachment system is garbage anyways.

Silver-X
July 19th, 2012, 07:36 PM
You appear to be missing some images. Upload them to an external site and link them instead, since the forum attachment system is garbage anyways.

The forums have an attachment system?

Tr4mP
July 19th, 2012, 07:41 PM
You appear to be missing some images. Upload them to an external site and link them instead, since the forum attachment system is garbage anyways.

ok cheers for the info, i logged out and i can still see them but i will look into it, anyone else cant see the pics?

The_Black
July 19th, 2012, 07:42 PM
ok cheers for the info, i logged out and i can still see them but i will look into it, anyone else cant see the pics?

Me neither.

IHaveAVoice
July 19th, 2012, 07:42 PM
Can't see them.

Silver-X
July 19th, 2012, 07:43 PM
ok cheers for the info, i logged out and i can still see them but i will look into it, anyone else cant see the pics?

Me. Just upload to Imageshack, make an acc there, copy direct link into the pic URL in "insert image".

Arturia Pendragon
July 19th, 2012, 07:45 PM
Or you can use puush (http://puush.me/), since imageshack blows now.

Hawkerace
July 19th, 2012, 08:02 PM
Great submissions so far, except tramp, I cannot see yours :--X

I made an example, for fun.


I call it the Deus Ex Burger (I never asked for this)

http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/3497/burgertown.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/855/burgertown.jpg/)

Two homemade patties of pure canadian beef, awe yeyuh. Two types of cheese, typical sliced brand cheese and local deli havarti cheese, oh jaysus. Topped with pickles, lettuce and cucumbers. Two very large strips of bacon, fried onions and ketchup/mustard. Surrounded by a crest of potato salad and topped with a pickle and tooth pick. To drink is a vodka and orange juice mix. Yeah I'm starting early mother****ers.

Warplace
July 19th, 2012, 08:04 PM
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae321/Warplace/DSC00219.jpg
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae321/Warplace/DSC00222.jpg
Hope you like this 4X4 from a local restaurant, the best around here if you ask me. Everything is fresh and not frozen for weeks crap.

Arturia Pendragon
July 19th, 2012, 08:11 PM
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae321/Warplace/DSC00219.jpg
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae321/Warplace/DSC00222.jpg
Hope you like this 4X4 from a local restaurant, the best around here if you ask me. Everything is fresh and not frozen for weeks crap.

I think if my mouth were watering anymore than it is now, it'd turn into Niagara falls.

TonyClanks
July 19th, 2012, 08:23 PM
Hawker after today:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lga7fqvjN21qa934fo1_r1_1280.png

KilledByAccident
July 19th, 2012, 08:26 PM
Hawker after today:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lga7fqvjN21qa934fo1_r1_1280.png

make sure to eat the burger first lol

Hawkerace
July 19th, 2012, 08:28 PM
make sure to eat the burger first lol

But where are we gonna get the mayo :)

Scribbin
July 19th, 2012, 08:45 PM
This thread makes me hungry. I'm going to have to participate in this fun-filled ACE event. 10/10.

ClassicTheNubBG
July 19th, 2012, 08:45 PM
FAK! You guys are making me hungwy

Tr4mP
July 19th, 2012, 09:19 PM
see if these pics work? i have to share this greasy mother with you. thanks Arturia Pendragon and Silver-X, i went with imageshack, puush was being a *****

the 'triple cheese BB'

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5927/collagebs.jpg
http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/6990/19072012105small.jpg
http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/8294/19072012104small.jpg
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/4262/19072012109small.jpg

ingredients bottom to top-
lightly toasted sesame seed bun bottom, sliced vine tomatoes, cheese slice, 1st 1/4 pound 98% angus beef pattie/burger, grated cheddar cheese, 2 sliced cumberland sausages, 2nd 1/4 pound 98% angus beef pattie/burger, sliced red leicester cheese, fried egg, 2 rashers of smoked bacon, homemade relish and lightly toasted sesame seed bun top. side of green stuff and a glass of cola.

relish- mushrooms, onions, garlic, chopped tomatoes, oregano, basil, rosemary, jerk sauce with red scotch bonnet chillies, salt and pepper cooked in a little olive oil until reduced down.

Hawkerace
July 19th, 2012, 09:22 PM
see if these pics work? i have to share this greasy mother with you. thanks Arturia Pendragon and Silver-X, i went with imageshack, puush was being a *****

the 'triple cheese BB'

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5927/collagebs.jpg
http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/6990/19072012105small.jpg
http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/8294/19072012104small.jpg
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/4262/19072012109small.jpg

ingredients bottom to top-
lightly toasted sesame seed bun bottom, sliced vine tomatoes, cheese slice, 1st 1/4 pound 98% angus beef pattie/burger, grated cheddar cheese, 2 sliced cumberland sausages, 2nd 1/4 pound 98% angus beef pattie/burger, sliced red leicester cheese, fried egg, 2 rashers of smoked bacon, homemade relish and lightly toasted sesame seed bun top. side of green stuff and a glass of cola.

relish- mushrooms, onions, garlic, chopped tomatoes, oregano, basil, rosemary, jerk sauce with red scotch bonnet chillies, salt and pepper cooked in a little olive oil until reduced down.

Oh my goooooood.





Thanks for the submissions everyone, no rush. It doesn't end till sunday. Make sure to come back, and if you think you can do better, feel free to hit the grill/resturants to get a new bastard.




This thread makes me hungry. I'm going to have to participate in this fun-filled ACE event. 10/10.
Now that is a good idea.

EliadenV2
July 19th, 2012, 09:23 PM
jesus ****ing christ

you could have bought 50k creds with that

LordFantom
July 19th, 2012, 09:47 PM
So here it is, folk. Courtesy of my school's cafeteria. The ultimate meat-in-bun:
http://i.imgur.com/tjPEf.jpg

Here is a closer look of His Majesty
http://i.imgur.com/U47D0.jpg

From top to bottom:
wheat bun
grilled chicken patty
spinach
ginger-glazed pork
lettuce with a dab of salmon
pickles
grilled burger patty
wheat bun

HP: 50%
http://i.imgur.com/GLJpk.jpg

Would you like to town?
http://i.imgur.com/EufTH.jpg
Name on top WURG
Nation at the bottom ANI

Bonus with ice cream and root beer.
http://i.imgur.com/ZWllc.jpg

KilledByAccident
July 19th, 2012, 10:12 PM
are there going to be first, second and third places btw?

Hawkerace
July 19th, 2012, 10:32 PM
are there going to be first, second and third places btw?

Yes, provided the GMs contribute as well.


Courtesy of our freind xXhernanXx

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9262/dsc0016lbk.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/88/dsc0016lbk.jpg/)
(http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/10/dsc0017tv.jpg/)
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8788/dsc0017tv.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/10/dsc0017tv.jpg/)
http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/1610/dsc0018xi.jpg[/URL]
"Ingredients: lettuce, tomatoes, onions, a cabagge salad, chicken, meat, egg, bacon, ketchup, mayo, cheese sauce,cheese, jam, chopped potatoes (ruffle ones:V)"

Thanks Hernan d:

IdleShark
July 20th, 2012, 12:05 AM
After seeing, Tramp, Poly and Heretic's submissions...
I don't feel like submitting :<

KilledByAccident
July 20th, 2012, 12:19 AM
After seeing, Tramp, Poly and Heretic's submissions...
I don't feel like submitting :<

how about mine D:

KilledByAccident
July 20th, 2012, 12:37 AM
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/7876/accident2e.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/443/accident2e.jpg/)


http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/2777/accident2w.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/715/accident2w.jpg/)

I happen to get some internet so here is my submission if you guys missed it. Its a home made burger and bread with home grown tomatoes, I only had the 1 slice of cheese but it didnt show since the burger was too big lol it got lost inside.

Tr4mP
July 20th, 2012, 04:27 AM
jesus ****ing christ

you could have bought 50k creds with that

haha no way, it cost less than $8 total for the lot omnomnomnom


Courtesy of our freind xXhernanXx

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8788/dsc0017tv.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/10/dsc0017tv.jpg/)
http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/1610/dsc0018xi.jpg

and wow look at that ***** glisten, thats got the chin drip factor writen all over it cos you know its gonna be ousing everywhere with every bite.
look he even licked the plate clean, that dirty bastard.


After seeing, Tramp, Poly and Heretic's submissions...
I don't feel like submitting :<

just think of the poor cow, it would be proud to have its ass between your buns and then posted up on the ace forums

IdleShark
July 20th, 2012, 04:33 AM
how about mine D:

They're all delicious, atleast lookwise.
Yours seems to be the most creative :3

Hawkerace
July 20th, 2012, 04:36 AM
After seeing, Tramp, Poly and Heretic's submissions...
I don't feel like submitting :<

It is anyone's game.

Absolutely delicious and there are so many factors that I like of EVERYONE's submissions. Not to mention I am not the only judge.

Besides, if you are unsatisfied, you have till sunday to deliver the goods.

Silver-X
July 20th, 2012, 07:03 AM
So here it is, folk. Courtesy of my school's cafeteria. The ultimate meat-in-bun:
http://i.imgur.com/tjPEf.jpg

Here is a closer look of His Majesty
http://i.imgur.com/U47D0.jpg

From top to bottom:
wheat bun
grilled chicken patty
spinach
ginger-glazed pork
lettuce with a dab of salmon
pickles
grilled burger patty
wheat bun

HP: 50%
http://i.imgur.com/GLJpk.jpg

Would you like to town?
http://i.imgur.com/EufTH.jpg
Name on top WURG
Nation at the bottom ANI

Bonus with ice cream and root beer.
http://i.imgur.com/ZWllc.jpg

I wish my school cafeteria was that good... Too bad they served inedible puke and burned pizzas. >.>

IdleShark
July 20th, 2012, 07:27 AM
http://i894.photobucket.com/albums/ac147/Chronos13Train/CameraZOOM-20120720153658465.jpg
http://i894.photobucket.com/albums/ac147/Chronos13Train/CameraZOOM-20120720153827374.jpg
http://i894.photobucket.com/albums/ac147/Chronos13Train/CameraZOOM-20120720165114141.jpg

6 patties ftw~~

Because size matters *****es.

IdleShark
July 20th, 2012, 07:28 AM
Even if lose, this is going to be the most delicious loss ever.

/doublepost

KilledByAccident
July 20th, 2012, 08:48 AM
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/8389/oldmanheartattack300x23.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/337/oldmanheartattack300x23.jpg/)

Me after seen all the awesome submiss-HNNNNNGGGGG

Hawkerace
July 20th, 2012, 10:10 AM
Just an update.

One of my roomates did a quick look through, and said all of them were good.

So ****, basically.

You must all completely re-do your submissions and have more beauty and juiciness.

Tr4mP
July 20th, 2012, 10:40 AM
Just an update.

One of my roomates did a quick look through, and said all of them were good.

So ****, basically.

You must all completely re-do your submissions and have more beauty and juiciness.


http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/8140/charliechaplinsulk.jpg




























































http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2116/hmmsmellstroll.jpg




























































http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1059/charliechaplinsmiling.jpg
mother****er

KilledByAccident
July 20th, 2012, 11:38 AM
Just an update.

One of my roomates did a quick look through, and said all of them were good.

So ****, basically.

You must all completely re-do your submissions and have more beauty and juiciness.

but but, the burger rage quitted after it was eating by me D:

Hawkerace
July 20th, 2012, 05:23 PM
Need more submissions! Where are you burger lovers!

G1mlii
July 20th, 2012, 09:59 PM
just for kicks.....

http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp57/talos_ar/burger1.jpg
http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp57/talos_ar/burger2.jpg
http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp57/talos_ar/burger3.jpg
http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp57/talos_ar/burger4.jpg
http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp57/talos_ar/burger5.jpg
http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp57/talos_ar/burger6.jpg
http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp57/talos_ar/burger7.jpg

Silver-X
July 20th, 2012, 10:54 PM
just for kicks.....

http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp57/talos_ar/burger1.jpg
http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp57/talos_ar/burger2.jpg
http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp57/talos_ar/burger3.jpg
http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp57/talos_ar/burger4.jpg
http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp57/talos_ar/burger5.jpg
http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp57/talos_ar/burger6.jpg
http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp57/talos_ar/burger7.jpg

Looks more like a crude **** than a Masquerade. >.>

EliadenV2
July 20th, 2012, 11:26 PM
>ground filet mignon

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/025/whywouldyoudothat.jpg

Hawkerace
July 20th, 2012, 11:45 PM
Looks great Gim, thanks for contributing!


Have till Sunday, keep 'em coming. BBQ on the weekend, have at it, woo!

G1mlii
July 21st, 2012, 01:16 AM
>ground filet mignon

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/025/whywouldyoudothat.jpg

Not me, but the sign says its the ends, so I would guess its just the scraps that are too small to sell.

BobSaget
July 21st, 2012, 03:00 AM
Why wouldn't you do that? That sounds absolutely amazing. A+ Gimli.

eMAXTEEL
July 21st, 2012, 07:33 AM
http://i922.photobucket.com/albums/ad64/emaxteel/1.jpg
1:Its a simple Burger that I made for a simple person like me..
http://i922.photobucket.com/albums/ad64/emaxteel/2.jpg
2:Ang SARAAAAPPPP... :)
http://i922.photobucket.com/albums/ad64/emaxteel/3.jpg
3:SATISFIED my 6 packs abs... :P

ZeroInsanity
July 21st, 2012, 12:51 PM
http://i49.tinypic.com/35idj6q.jpg

http://i48.tinypic.com/29woiex.jpg

http://i50.tinypic.com/11l54wk.jpg

Mediocre quality is mediocre.

Junajpu
July 22nd, 2012, 03:03 AM
My submission. I shall call it Steakshroom.

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/9086/demburger.jpg
Looked better IRL, my camera's bad.

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/9595/img0463n.jpg
Closer look at this beast.

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/4205/img0464jf.jpg
Another angle so you can see the creamy business going on there.

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/5325/img0466sd.jpg
Proof of my victory.

Ingredients (In no particular order)

Bun 2x Pieces, Imported Steak 3x Pieces(It's from the USA),Sliced Tomatoes, Sweet Pickles, Bacon 5x Pieces, 2x Sandwich Pieces, Lettuce, and what made it exquisite: Special Mushroom Creamy Cheesy Sauce, it's what you see getting out of the burger. It's 50% Mushroom creamy and 55% Cheese, with fried onions around it to add to the taste.
Steak can't be seen, but that's because it's covered with the Special Mushroom Creamy Cheesy Sauce.
Yep, that's right. It was delicious to eat.

Home made, Sauce is home made too.

KilledByAccident
July 22nd, 2012, 11:23 AM
http://i922.photobucket.com/albums/ad64/emaxteel/3.jpg

You where eaten by eMAXTEEL lol

Hawkerace
July 22nd, 2012, 01:15 PM
Today is the last day for submissions.


Tomorrow victory is announced

Mooteki
July 22nd, 2012, 04:14 PM
2 seasoned handmade patties, 2 slices of cheddar, 1 slice of pepperjack, 1 cheddar brat, and a couple slices of bacon on a buttered bun.
http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/9044/0722021341.jpg
http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/9462/0722021338.jpg
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/579/0722021339.jpg

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/3943/0722021355.jpg
Aftermath.

****ty phone pictures as I made this at a buddy's place. Pictures don't do the taste of this thing justice.

eMAXTEEL
July 22nd, 2012, 04:15 PM
You where eaten by eMAXTEEL lol
much better if I had H on it hehehe... I love Engrish :P

ClassicTheNubBG
July 22nd, 2012, 05:06 PM
http://i1174.photobucket.com/albums/r617/tmdwls94/1-3.jpg
http://i1174.photobucket.com/albums/r617/tmdwls94/3-1.png
Best burger in town.

Last1Standing
July 22nd, 2012, 05:36 PM
Prepare yourselves.

http://bakerwithacause.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Brioche-Bun-Cut.jpg

THE WISH SANDWICH

2 ****ING AMAZING BUNS

& I WISH SOME HAMBURGER WAS IN BETWEEN

Scribbin
July 22nd, 2012, 05:39 PM
Just a reminder, this is the last day of submissions!

SexyIg
July 22nd, 2012, 05:54 PM
I haven't logged in forums for days and I'm seeing this thread now at 1 am...
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FF I'm hungry.

Hawkerace
July 22nd, 2012, 06:16 PM
Prepare yourselves.

http://bakerwithacause.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Brioche-Bun-Cut.jpg

THE WISH SANDWICH

2 ****ING AMAZING BUNS

& I WISH SOME HAMBURGER WAS IN BETWEEN

A+ for effort

Last1Standing
July 22nd, 2012, 06:22 PM
I needed a break from Guild Wars 2.

I thought of putting my call of duty MW2 disk in it but it didn't show up well.

Silver-X
July 22nd, 2012, 06:39 PM
prepare yourselves.

http://bakerwithacause.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/brioche-bun-cut.jpg

the wish sandwich

2 ****ing amazing buns

& i wish some hamburger was in between

****ing hell that's awesome i vote this for winner. :v

Hawkerace
July 22nd, 2012, 08:04 PM
I needed a break from Guild Wars 2.

I thought of putting my call of duty MW2 disk in it but it didn't show up well.

You got me reeled in then you had to **** all over it with carl of dooty eh?

shamefrul dispray

Silver-X
July 22nd, 2012, 08:08 PM
You got me reeled in then you had to **** all over it with carl of dooty eh?

https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRqJLw8CoVAuBia3eIEcmXhxZQrMqA82 zP3PBlL5mbj00EDD3ye

Had to fix it, you had an l in an Engrish phrase D:

Last1Standing
July 22nd, 2012, 09:34 PM
No, I don't like it. I got it for free. That is why I would eat it. Don't care about COD its all about the:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a7/Battlefield2SF.jpg/252px-Battlefield2SF.jpg

Hawkerace
July 22nd, 2012, 11:12 PM
No, I don't like it. I got it for free. That is why I would eat it. Don't care about COD its all about the:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a7/Battlefield2SF.jpg/252px-Battlefield2SF.jpg

People still play that?


Jaysus those were good times all that long ago.


Remember when EA was good? Lawl.

Last1Standing
July 22nd, 2012, 11:15 PM
Hell yes. Ghost town inf only all day.

Arturia Pendragon
July 22nd, 2012, 11:28 PM
http://pics.mobygames.com/images/covers/large/1286759228-00.jpg

I still have battlenades 2. Dont have it installed atm though, but Ive heard people say its still better than Battlegay 3.

Last1Standing
July 22nd, 2012, 11:51 PM
Inf only citymaps nadefest dodging was the best part. Yes, it is much better than battlefield 3. I have both. BF3 was a massive let down. THe only good maps are the reincarnated BF2 maps. THe new ones are small and tasteless. No fog, no commander, no teamwork.

Hawkerace
July 23rd, 2012, 12:07 AM
Welp it is midnight. Thanks for the submissions. You'll get your winner soon enough.

Answers ARE coming.

Tr4mP
July 23rd, 2012, 12:25 AM
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/2773/burgerposter.jpg
http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/7031/burgerpostcard.jpg
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/3871/burgerace17.jpg
look at all that **** made by us, big thanks to evasionhawker for the event it was fun 10/10

2lo4hawkr
July 23rd, 2012, 12:35 AM
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=12050940

Hawkerace
July 23rd, 2012, 01:27 AM
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/2773/burgerposter.jpg
http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/7031/burgerpostcard.jpg
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/3871/burgerace17.jpg
look at all that **** made by us, big thanks to evasionhawker for the event it was fun 10/10

Oh look a new phone background, thanks.

I plan on making more events, not food related (or maybe food related depending on how big of a ****ing glotten everyone is.)

Probably another one in August, real soon. Probably the same reward. Thanks, I'll announce the winner sometime tomorrow.

Tr4mP
July 23rd, 2012, 04:17 AM
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=12050940

not quite sure what this is but must be an american thing, crazy ****s



I plan on making more events, not food related (or maybe food related depending on how big of a ****ing glotten everyone is.)

you sir are awesome, hopefully suba will join in and restore some faith, things like these are pretty simple to do and for suba cost virtually nothing ;)

edit, and lol at the phone background, i just wanted to see all them glorious greasy burgers all in 1 place

KilledByAccident
July 23rd, 2012, 11:24 AM
BTW hawk can you re-upload your latest video on youtube i keep getting this message
"This video contains content from EMI, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.">.>

Landfill77
July 23rd, 2012, 11:52 AM
Well alot of those looked gross. But Id have to say Tramps looked good.

Last1Standing
July 23rd, 2012, 01:19 PM
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/2773/burgerposter.jpg
http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/7031/burgerpostcard.jpg
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/3871/burgerace17.jpg
look at all that **** made by us, big thanks to evasionhawker for the event it was fun 10/10
Where is mine? ******

RickTick
July 23rd, 2012, 01:37 PM
http://pics.mobygames.com/images/covers/large/1286759228-00.jpg

I still have battlenades 2. Dont have it installed atm though, but Ive heard people say its still better than Battlegay 3.

It probably is for game balance between premium players and non premium but bf3 still has the back to karkand expansion which is basically re-done bf2 maps.

I ended up buying premium like a ****** though even though I always played on a b2k account. I wan't armored kill ;c

http://i.imgur.com/juZkh.png

hnnnnng

KilledByAccident
July 23rd, 2012, 01:39 PM
I came to check this thread again and now im ****ing hungry

Hawkerace
July 23rd, 2012, 05:38 PM
Wow here we go banana slamma


Thanks for everyone who applied. It was very close, it was a tough close call but to save space and me typing out everyone's opinion from memory and by ear I managed to make a tally. Five people voted. Three roomates, a local homeless man who hangs out near my building and I showed everyone on my laptop when I took him to McDonalds, Phillip the homeless man is awesome, don't hate, and myself.

KK SO HERE ARE THE TALLYS.



Accident: III
Polysaccharide: IIII
Bobsaget: II
Crab: IIII
Heretic: III
IGNoob: IIIII
Tramp: III
Evasionhawker: I, lol ****
Quake: IIII
WURG: IIII
Hernan: III
Lance: III
G1mlii: IIII
eMAXTEEL: III
Pur1fy: II
Last1Standing: ---
MayanSoldierJunajpu: III
Mobius: IIII

------------------------------

Congrats to IGEARNOOB. I guess everyone just really enjoyed how much of a big meat burger it was, there wasn't anything fancy, it was clear cut, massive and juicy. Looked mighty tasty in my opinion.

I would declare, personally that Tramp is a CLOSE CLOSE CLOSE second place, his heart is in the right place, and spiritually I would declare him first, but well the group of people I made pick for me thought otherwise, and I am bounded to play fair.

Third place, in my opinion and by tallys would be Poly, wow poly you came out and smashed everyone, but again the judges didn't think otherwise. Still third is better then last, and you enjoyed what you ate I imagined.


Thanks again guys, for playing. I shall do more events, maybe in-game ones as well for 20k. I wanna get a GM on-board so we can give more, but whatever. Time will say.


http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/7283/1342072450cheeseburger9.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/69/1342072450cheeseburger9.jpg/)



ps: fuq u neerd trying to derail my thread with battlegay 2 and 3

Xjmas
July 23rd, 2012, 05:50 PM
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/7283/1342072450cheeseburger9.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/69/1342072450cheeseburger9.jpg/)


I think McDonald's uses the same technique to make their food seem larger?

Hawkerace
July 23rd, 2012, 05:51 PM
I think McDonald's uses the same technique to make their food seem larger?

You mean putting a camera right infront of the burger and photoshopping it to look amazing? Yeah probably mate.

Xjmas
July 23rd, 2012, 05:57 PM
Forgot to say Congrats to IGNoob:D

Hawkerace
July 23rd, 2012, 05:59 PM
Forgot to say Congrats to IGNoob:D

Feel free to lock this thread tomorrow. Just want to see if anyone replies after a while. Don't need it to be derailed and **** up anymore after.


If only this website had an archive.

Silver-X
July 23rd, 2012, 06:05 PM
Forgot to say Congrats to IGNoob:D

It might be his first credits. :3 At least in a long while.

Junajpu
July 23rd, 2012, 06:25 PM
***** where's mine, or was it that bad? :(

Hawkerace
July 23rd, 2012, 06:26 PM
***** where's mine, or was it that bad? :(

Oops I totally skipped you by accident hahaha, you got III tallys :/
And I missed out on Mobius as well, oops he got IIII tallys as well.

Maybe XJ can edit my post and put that in there, that'd be cool.

Lexx
July 23rd, 2012, 06:27 PM
It had to be the beverage that gave IGNoob the edge.

Grape crush, out of a tomato sauce jar, and he's not even of African American ancestry.

That's total win.

Also, he had by far the coolest looking plate.

BobSaget
July 23rd, 2012, 06:28 PM
Grape crush

It's actually called purple drank.

EliadenV2
July 23rd, 2012, 06:32 PM
It's actually called purple drank.

Purple drank is far more hilarious than just grape soda.

Purple drank - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_drank)

Hawkerace
July 23rd, 2012, 06:37 PM
I wunt that purple stufffff

Scribbin
July 23rd, 2012, 06:59 PM
oops i totally skipped you by accident hahaha, you got iii tallys :/
and i missed out on mobius as well, oops he got iiii tallys as well.

Maybe xj can edit my post and put that in there, that'd be cool.

i got you covered br0

Tr4mP
July 23rd, 2012, 07:06 PM
big congratz to IGearNoob, that was a nice looking meaty burger

my personal favourite though was hernans, that looked 1 dirty slopy mother to get through and full of flavour
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8788/dsc0017tv.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/10/dsc0017tv.jpg/)


Where is mine? ******

sorry L1S it was all about the meat

once again thanks evasionhawker that was great and nice to see you giving the homeless guy some loving too, top man

Hawkerace
July 23rd, 2012, 07:40 PM
once again thanks evasionhawker that was great and nice to see you giving the homeless guy some loving too, top man


Oh Phillip? He's my main man, I walk with him to work almost every day. He's such a cool guy who is down on his luck cause of gambling/addiction etc etc. I buy him breakfast once in a while, it only seemed fit he picked a winner.


Thanks to all. I hope nobody is upset. xoxox.

Junajpu
July 23rd, 2012, 08:21 PM
Thanks for the fun event hawker, my culinary needs got satisfied by seeing ****loads of top tier burgers, and making my own of course.

10/10 would probably do again

Lexx
July 23rd, 2012, 08:42 PM
Thanks for the fun event hawker, my culinary needs got satisfied by seeing ****loads of top tier burgers, and making my own of course.

10/10 would probably do again


Pizza contest next time?

Tr4mP
July 23rd, 2012, 08:45 PM
NORTH AMERICAN ACE ONLINE BURGER CHAMPION
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1589/igearnoobwinner.jpg

Hawkerace
July 23rd, 2012, 09:33 PM
Pizza contest next time?

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/6357/m1c1e.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/843/m1c1e.gif/)

yesssssss

ZeroInsanity
July 23rd, 2012, 09:47 PM
Oops I totally skipped you by accident hahaha, you got III tallys :/
And I missed out on Mobius as well, oops he got IIII tallys as well.

Maybe XJ can edit my post and put that in there, that'd be cool.
:‬‬‬‬‬(

IHaveAVoice
July 23rd, 2012, 10:00 PM
Well ****. I was on vacation in Kentucky getting me some Fried Chicken.

Late addition because I enjoyed my hamburger.

http://i439.photobucket.com/albums/qq112/Relentless2oo8/fat_guy_big_hamburger_funfry_resize.jpg

I told you guys I was a Jew *****.

G1mlii
July 24th, 2012, 12:31 AM
Wow here we go banana slamma


Thanks for everyone who applied. It was very close, it was a tough close call but to save space and me typing out everyone's opinion from memory and by ear I managed to make a tally. Five people voted. Three roomates, a local homeless man who hangs out near my building and I showed everyone on my laptop when I took him to McDonalds, Phillip the homeless man is awesome, don't hate, and myself.

KK SO HERE ARE THE TALLYS.



Accident: III
Polysaccharide: IIII
Bobsaget: II
Crab: IIII
Heretic: III
IGNoob: IIIII
Tramp: III
Evasionhawker: I, lol ****
Quake: IIII
WURG: IIII
Hernan: III
Lance: III
G1mlii: IIII
eMAXTEEL: III
Pur1fy: II
Last1Standing: ---
MayanSoldierJunajpu: III
Mobius: IIII

------------------------------

Congrats to IGEARNOOB. I guess everyone just really enjoyed how much of a big meat burger it was, there wasn't anything fancy, it was clear cut, massive and juicy. Looked mighty tasty in my opinion.

I would declare, personally that Tramp is a CLOSE CLOSE CLOSE second place, his heart is in the right place, and spiritually I would declare him first, but well the group of people I made pick for me thought otherwise, and I am bounded to play fair.

Third place, in my opinion and by tallys would be Poly, wow poly you came out and smashed everyone, but again the judges didn't think otherwise. Still third is better then last, and you enjoyed what you ate I imagined.


Thanks again guys, for playing. I shall do more events, maybe in-game ones as well for 20k. I wanna get a GM on-board so we can give more, but whatever. Time will say.


http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/7283/1342072450cheeseburger9.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/69/1342072450cheeseburger9.jpg/)



ps: fuq u neerd trying to derail my thread with battlegay 2 and 3


What?!? I have the most likes and not even an honorable mention? PFFFFT:(

Last1Standing
July 24th, 2012, 12:34 AM
You people don;t know what you are missing with the wish sandwich.

Arturia Pendragon
July 24th, 2012, 02:00 AM
What?!? I have the most likes and not even an honorable mention? PFFFFT:(

You had 4, IGearnoob had 5. The votes say that you didnt have the most likes.

Hawkerace
July 24th, 2012, 02:15 AM
What?!? I have the most likes and not even an honorable mention? PFFFFT:(

All of them were from your brig you sleaze d:


I liked it though.

SirHumpsalot
July 24th, 2012, 02:18 AM
http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/6357/m1c1e.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/843/m1c1e.gif/)

yesssssss

Sausage pizzas, right?








RIGHT?

Arturia Pendragon
July 24th, 2012, 04:36 AM
Sausage pizzas, right?








RIGHT?

Meat lover's pizza.

Last1Standing
July 24th, 2012, 06:50 AM
BBQ chicken pizza.

BobSaget
July 24th, 2012, 11:08 AM
BBQ chicken pizza.

Yes please.

Last1Standing
July 24th, 2012, 11:25 AM
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Hawkerace
July 24th, 2012, 11:39 AM
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Last1Standing
July 24th, 2012, 11:44 AM
It is a very glorious pizza. Best I have ever had.

Also

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Hawkerace
July 24th, 2012, 12:17 PM
Time to close thread thanks.

IdleShark
July 24th, 2012, 12:52 PM
Last post before thread locked.

Silver-X
July 24th, 2012, 01:28 PM
Last post before thread locked.

Nope, it's me. :3

2lo4hawkr
July 24th, 2012, 01:37 PM
haha no it's me

Last1Standing
July 24th, 2012, 02:10 PM
I like turtles

Silver-X
July 24th, 2012, 02:23 PM
No, I like them. You just love stomping them :c

Xjmas
July 24th, 2012, 02:49 PM
Last post before thread locked.

Nope, it's me. :3

haha no it's me

Evidently it seems to be me.

Scribbin
July 24th, 2012, 03:48 PM
It's actually me.