Carecrow's 201 guide to Shaman raid tanking

[Carecrow]

I know raids are a way off yet, but be prepared guys. This is complicated stuff so grab agiantnotepad and take some notes.

"Nuts rely on gravity and animals to disperse them. Squirrels are one of the most important animals to disperse nuts. They collect and store nuts so they’ll have food to last them through the winter. Gathering nuts benefits trees as well as the squirrels."

You will need:

Choking Climber:http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/domo/images/e/ea/Choking_Climber.gif/revision/latest?cb=20080829222230&path-prefix=en
Surrounds an enemy with constricting vines that prevent them from moving.

Mock Monsters: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/domo/images/3/36/Mock_Monsters.gif/revision/latest?cb=20080814224248&path-prefix=en
Attracts the attention of a group of monsters and draws their attacks.

Scapegoat Doll (x700)[1]: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/domo/images/6/61/Scapegoat_Doll.gif/revision/latest?cb=20080930014006&path-prefix=en
Automatically restores all HP and removes status effects if your HP reaches zero.

Sandwich: http://www.rw-designer.com/icon-view/4415.png
A sandwich is a food item consisting of one or more types of food placed on or between slices of bread, or more generally any dish wherein two or more pieces of bread serve as a container or wrapper for some other food.

Optional:
Malicious Mirror
Armour
Sauce


The steps (order is important):
1. Mock monsters
2. Choke monsters onto yourself
3. Eat sandwich


Example of successful outcome:

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x179/thescarecrow07/28-08-20108-56-27pm.png

Footnotes:
[1] - number varies depending on length of raid and time taken to eat sandwich

[LMini]

wheres the guide on how to get mvp as shaman

[Carecrow]

wheres the guide on how to get mvp as shaman

Carecrow's Guide on how to get mvp as shaman

let the players using real dps classes be known as A, B & C

Ensure the raid lasts at least 30 minutes. This allows you to accumulate damage.
At 25 minutes get A to relog
At 27 minutes get B to relog
At 29 minutes get C to relog

note: you will require at least one of A, B or C to be contributing damage at all times, as you are too bad to break regen

Theoretical example of success:
Congratulations! Dyynamo's party defeated Tigerman! They're Grrrrrrrrrrrreat!

[LMini]

Dyy is still not gonna get mvp even with this guide

[NiiroR]

Thank you I've learnt so much. Please continue to provide in-depth insight about squirrels.

[DOMOAKFrost]

Carecrow's Guide on how to get mvp as shaman

let the players using real dps classes be known as A, B & C

Ensure the raid lasts at least 30 minutes. This allows you to accumulate damage.
At 25 minutes get A to relog
At 27 minutes get B to relog
At 29 minutes get C to relog

note: you will require at least one of A, B or C to be contributing damage at all times, as you are too bad to break regen

Theoretical example of success:
Congratulations! Dyynamo's party defeated Tigerman! They're Grrrrrrrrrrrreat!

have you actually tried this? Didn't think a simple DC would reset your contribution.

[Carecrow]

have you actually tried this? Didn't think a simple DC would reset your contribution.

Yes, pretty sure leaving the zone reset it, and dcing was the fastest way to do that.

[DOMOAKFrost]

yes, pretty sure leaving the zone reset it, and dcing was the fastest way to do that.

til.

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[Dyyn]

Dyy is still not gonna get mvp even with this guide

mini i hear holding down your thumbs helps suppress gag reflex

[DOMOAKFrost]

mini i hear holding down your thumbs helps suppress gag reflex

maybe suba will let you onto test.

Then you can mvp.

[Miradora]

Alternative Guide for Caster MVP:
1. Be way more geared and/or overleveled compared to all the physical dps. The worse gear and lower levels they have the better you will do.
2. Don't team with any fury hunters.
3. Don't do Tricksy Turtle. A Lv55 with a Luna blade might outdamage you against Tricksy Turtle.
4. Just BARELY Get #1 (if you are lucky).

http://domo.lotusgoddess.ca/dump/00001368.jpg

(#2 and #3 just happened to be in the middle of releveling at the time...)

[DOMOAKFrost]

Alternatively:


http://youtu.be/kXUP4g1nVPY

#tooprofordyy

[Dyyn]

Alternatively:


http://youtu.be/kXUP4g1nVPY

#tooprofordyy

>tfw you will never git gud

What did your gear look like for that?

[DOMOAKFrost]

>tfw you will never git gud

What did your gear look like for that?

5 damage reduction against group I modded to cap.

crossbone can't damage you except with his % HP nuke this way.

[Dyyn]

5 damage reduction against group I modded to cap.

crossbone can't damage you except with his % HP nuke this way.

Oh, of course.

That makes me hope that the modification system is never released, but knowing how it can rake in money I'm betting it will be.

[DOMOAKFrost]

Oh, of course.

That makes me hope that the modification system is never released, but knowing how it can rake in money I'm betting it will be.

most of this stuff I just call test toys.


because it's ungodly expensive (to the tune of multiple grands) because of how it works and RNG.

[Dyyn]

most of this stuff I just call test toys.


because it's ungodly expensive (to the tune of multiple grands) because of how it works and RNG.

There were legends of Bonecrushers with three maxed +physical attack mods. I think I saw a screenshot of one, but I could be mistaken. Either way, the sheer possibility of such a thing existing makes me uneasy.

But then again, it's DoMO; there's no real balance from the get-go.

[DOMOAKFrost]

There were legends of Bonecrushers with three maxed +physical attack mods. I think I saw a screenshot of one, but I could be mistaken. Either way, the sheer possibility of such a thing existing makes me uneasy.

But then again, it's DoMO; there's no real balance from the get-go.

I've seen plenty of triple attacks on test, but after tossing out a hundred weaps for every one i modded....

eh, I'm sure somebody can afford it.

[LMini]

stop giving dyy ideas