Once upon a time, there was a Ruby named Dim-Sum who loved to eat Deep fried pupus With a side of Purple whipping grass. Needless to say, he contracted gonorrhea From his sapphire girlfriend. Who, turned out to be an original metal in disguise drugstore diarrhea outbreak,
and had to make a pact with satan, Who gave him an evil Jade to steal everyone's pants And Milk money.
And so Dim-Sum
turned purple
from disgust
and decided to
go and slap
the Master Exorcist.
Because of this
he went to
GM ZenDragoon and asked
if he can take a Platinum Wand
To Weird Caskmaster's wife.
GM ZenDragoon asked him
why does he want to
of all the things - a Platinum Wand?
The world may never know
Why Dim-Sum decided to
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